Don't, i repeat, DON'T fall for the face of evil folks.
Oh hi everyone :D I'm back from Turkey. Don't expect a blog post about it up so soon. Speshally you, Pc. Turkey is BEAUTIFUL! I love Turkey! I miss Turkey now ):
Neway, CATS. Yes. So today, great day I arrived home at around 6 or 7am-ish and was tired so i went back to sleep in my room. I entered my room and it smelled kind of weird, like, this weird stale smell. I thought maybe its just cause i haven't been using the room, nobody's been in it, no air circulation yano? The windows have been closed, fans off, never turned on the air-cond...and perhaps a bit dusty already.
So yeah, I didn't thought so much about it, and i just scooted into bed, covered myself with my blanket, and went to sleep.
6 hours later, waking up in the noon. I asked my dad if he did anything to my room, cause i saw like this PVC glue thing outside on the table. And he said no, he only used it to fixed something in the bathroom. He asked why, and i said cause there was a weird smell. Very weird smell.
Few seconds later, he said, "Maybe its the cats."
Then my mom said, "Oh yeah, maybe it is the cats!"
Because lately, for the past few months already, a couple of cats have been hanging around the condo, and one or two (used to be one, but now my dad said 2) always comes into my house through the balcony, and they wreck the place up by jumping on tables and getting to the food thats there, like bread, or boxes of food.
And too many times already i go to the bathroom during the night when the lights are out and suddenly i see a figure below my feet scurrying across the living room/hallway to the bathroom, which just FREAKS ME OUT. Damn it. They run out from the kitchen to the exit which is the balcony door, Or sometimes, through my parents' room's window, when we close the balcony sliding door for the night.
SO, apparently, during the week that i was gone, these little kitties, must have entered the house again, AND MADE MY ROOM THEIR LIVING SPACE OR SOMETHING. At first i thought, okay maybe just the smell of cats. Then my mom said "I think they peed or pooped in your room lah."
Then everything made sense.
Why the room smelled so weird. Why i was feeling itchy all over after waking up. I thought it was because of the dust, or cause i didn't bathe after i came home from my flight.
We soon discovered the source of the smell. Which was really, more of my blanket. Which soaked through my 2nd blanket (yes i use two). Which soaked through the bedsheets. Which soaked all the way through to the mattress.
Damn sad, me ):
We quickly took out all bedsheets, pillowsheets and all other sheets and put em in the washing machine. Then there it was, a patch of visible cat pee on the mattress. AND, not only one patch, but a few huge ones too! LIKE DUDE, HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY PEE ON IT. But we suspect more than one cat was responsible for it. I mean, it must have taken lots of pee to soak through THAT much and create a big patch right?
I, immediately went to take a shower of course, feeling absolutely disgusted. Scrubbed myself clean. My parents, kindly helped to clean and mopped my room :O My mom damn efficient. ♥ They even moved the mattress out to the balcony to let the sun shine on it by the time i finished bathing. According to my mom, the patch on the mattress was still a bit damp, so it must have been pretty recent.
BLOODY HELL! Who do these cats think they are! Coming into my house, clawing on our bread bags, dropping stuffs on the floor after attempting to jump on/off the table. And now, not only living and sleeping in my room on MY BED, but PEEING ON IT TOO? Too much. Too much seriously.
Why i oughta >:( If i get my hands on those kitties, I'll push their puny little faces on the patch of pee on my bed and say "SMELL IT, NOOB, SMELL YOUR PEEEEEEEEE!" But i can only imagine, because i still wouldn't do something so cruel to animals >:(
And to think i used to be so nice to them, even when they entered the house. Cause sometimes, they didn't manage to run the right way to the exit, and they either end up in the bathroom or my sister's room, under the bed. Normally, my parents would shoo them out crudely (not physically violent, of course).
But I, i nicely coo them to come out of hiding with food, then i'll pet them on the head to gain some trust before they run back in again, then i'll nicely carry them out and lay them nicely on the balcony again or out the main door, then close the balcony door, and say byebye (:
AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN.
I have always thought that cats are very arrogant animals. Still do. They cross the roads like they own em. Explains the amount of dead kitties i always see on the road.
I hate cats.
No, i hate the cats at my condo. Who come into my house. And ruin things. And pee on my bed.
I like the cats in Turkey.
Okay thats all now, if you managed to read this essay, congratulations :D
Cats are noobs.
YEH YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?!
Cats are EVIL.
No hard feelings for those who love cats man! I still like em too (I show you cats from Turkey :D). Just not the ones around my condo and the ones that pee. on. my. bed.
Anyway, to SHERN YANG! Sorry i couldn't make it to your gathering ): TAKE CARE and have fun IN UK! :D
And Yong Ching's too, urgh. I missed so many .______.
And Zoo Negara...
Okay goodnight everybody. I finished my rant.
Tonight, I sleep with no bed. :(
p.s I don't know what happened to the colours on my post. Why can't i colour em? except for those few lines.